The following are some of my all time favorite bits of advice from the USENET Oracle.
Although I still think The Oracle is wonderful, I don't spend as much time getting wisdom from him. I advise you to check out the rec.humor.oracle newsgroup if you want to see what he's up to these days.
- Santa's elves and graduate students
- How to connect to the Internet
- Luke's Mom?
- Which is better, A NeXT or Europe?
- Magic and the Prom
- Faking Orgasm
- The legendary Virtual Girlfriend
- Bridge with the Masters
- Am I a coffee addict?
- Green Eggs & Ham on the Internet
- The finer points of invective
- What's lightning?
- The love test
- Why to be careful with your milk
- Can TV rot your brain?
- Where did the Oracle come from?
- What's the point?
- Failed Superheroes
- Why ask Why?
- Answering personals
- Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
- The Real story of our Red nosed friend
- How to improve your game
- Where do all the goofy questions come from?
- Rings for the Oracle Kings
- A treatment of the Gilligan Question
- Are computers fundamentally Evil?
- The computer Tarot
- Windows meets MacBeth
- How not to summon a demon
- The search for Enlightenment continues
- Is Keanu Reeves God?
- What about Blake?
- Christ on the Net
- What should I get my girlfriend?
- The Web vs. email
And a more serious note: