Selected-By: m-atkinson@nwu.edu (Michael A. Atkinson)

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> help!1
> tell me who is the better choice
> Mary ann or Ginger?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
} A tale of a supplicant
} Who watches TV all day long:
} A vegetative plant
}
} He stares at the women on the screen
} He's really in a bind
} He wants to be with one of them
} But he can't make up his mind
} Can't make up his mind
}
} And so he asks the Oracle
} To help him choose between
} The All-American farm girl
} And the B-movie queen
} The B-movie queen
}
} The Oracle bravely attempts
} to be funny and sublime
} With stuff like this to work with
} It's an uphill climb
}
} No spark!  No life!  No thought at all
} No originality
} If this query were graded
} It'd certainly get an "E".
}
} So listen close my supplicant
} And hear the O's reply:
} Your dream girl is not on TV
} She's out there in real life!
}
} You owe the Oracle a better question, and Catherine Bach from
} "The Dukes of Hazzard".  Quality television at its finest.