Selected-By: buck@sunyit.edu (Jesse Buckley)

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Most intelligent, wise, and sagacious Oracle, who knew ten minutes in
> advance what grovel I was going to write, thus negating the need for me
> to write it in the first place, please deign to tell me...
>
> Do you like green eggs and ham?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} I would not, could not, eat green eggs and ham,
} Not in .net
} Not in .com
} I would not, could not, Lowly Oraclette man,
} I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
}
} Would you try them in .gov?
}
} No, I would not, could not, try them in .gov,
} Not in the net,
} Not in .com,
} I do not like green eggs and ham!
}
} Would you eat them with a fork?
}
} No, I would not, could not, eat them with a fork,
} I would not, could not, eat them with a man,
} I would not, could not, eat them, Lowly Oraclette Man,
} I do not like green eggs and ham,
} Not in dot gov,
} Not in the net,
} Not in .com,
} I would not, could not, with a fork,
} would not, could not, with a man,
} I do not like green eggs and ham!!
}
} Would you eat them in a queue?
}
} No, I do not like green eggs and ham,
} Not in a queue, not on a DEC,
} I would not, could not, on arpanet!
} I do not like green eggs and ham,
} I do not like them, Lowly Oraclette Man!
} Not in .net and not in .com,
} Not in a fork, and not with a man,
} I do not like green eggs and ham!
} I do not like them, Lowly Oraclette Man,
} I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
}
} Would you try them on a sparc?
}
} I would not, could not, try them on a sparc,
} I would not, could not, eat them in a queue,
} not on .gov and not in .com,
} I do not like green eggs and ham,
} not in a queue, and not with a fork,
} not with a man, and not in the IRC,
} not in .net and not with xterm,
} I would not, could not, in su,
} I would not, could not, in rn,
} I will not try them with a script,
} I will not eat them with common LISP,
} I will not eat them while in emacs,
} I will not eat them with xfax,
} I do not like green eggs and ham,
} I DO NOT LIKE THEM, LOWLY ORACLE MAN.
}
} Would you try them with a cray?
}
} Ah, yes, well,
} With a cray, ...
} I kind of like them anyway,
} I will try them in the queue,
} I will try them with su,
} I would eat them in emacs,
} I would eat them with xfax,
} On dot com, and on dot net
} I would eat them with no regrets,
} In common LISP, and with C star,
} With xterm and with a bar,
} I would eat them in dot gov,
} I would eat them with a fork,
} I would like them with a sparc,
} with a script and with rn,
} I would eat them again and again,
} I do so love green eggs and ham,
} I do, I do, email them again.
}
} You owe the Oracle one Lorax.