Selected-By: rmcgee@wiley.csusb.edu (Rich McGee) The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Here I am flailing around in search of information and talk about the > giant William Blake -- not exactly huorous, indeed now tht I think of > it his lack oh humor may be a fault -- ubt perhaps you could get me > started. pds And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Hmmm... William Blake, eh? Now I know I've heard of him before, I } just can't place it yet. Let me try something: } } root %23234523122314234 > man blake } } blake(1) User Commands blake(1) } } NAME } blake, henry } } SYNOPSIS } blake [ -cilm ] [ -s "string" ] } } Colonel Henry Blake, Commanding Officer of the MASH unit } 4077 during the Korean War. } } AVAILABILITY } Now in syndication everywhere. Check your local listings. } } DESCRIPTION } First commanding officer of the 4077th Mobile Army } Surgical Hospital stationed in Korea during the Korean War. } Served several mildly humourous seasons until his contract } was terminated with the crash of his helicopter during } his flight to Souel. Military coverup followed, in an } effort to add emotion to the event, claiming it had been } shot down. Analysis of the wreakage reveals Col. Blake was } not in the chopper at the time of the crash. Followup } investigation revealed that he was executed by the CIA } at the recomendation of Major Flagg. Awarded the Purple Heart } posthumously. Summarily replaced by Col. Sherman T. Potter, } and sighs of relief were reportedly heard 'round the world. } } OPTIONS } -l Leniency switch. Lets you get away with anything. } } -c Adds cigar smoke. } } -i Inebriated mode. Increases humour value by 54% in most } cases. Also known as lush-mode. } } -m Martini. } } -s "string" Speak a phrase. } } EXAMPLES } To run blake in lush-mode with a martini, speaking the phrase "I } want my mommy": } example% blake -i -m -s "I want my mommy" } } SEE ALSO } klink(1), lush(1), useless(3), potter(5) } } NOTES } Not to be confused with William Blake, author. Do not invoke } while klink is running. } } BUGS } Conflict error messages when invoked while klink is running. } The debate continues as to who would win in a standup fight, } Col. Henry Blake or Col. Klink from Hogan's Heros. In physical } simulations, both simply crash and hang the system. It has } been suggested that this is the ideal result, as neither were } efficient and/or effective. } } Sun Macrosystems Last change: 14 Sep 4992 1 } } (END) } } root %23234523122314235 > } } Well, supplicant, sorry I couldn't be of more help, but those are the } risks you take for not including a sufficient grovel before your } question. } } You owe the oracle better man pages.