{"id":73,"date":"2006-09-03T21:27:53","date_gmt":"2006-09-04T05:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/?p=73"},"modified":"2006-09-03T21:27:53","modified_gmt":"2006-09-04T05:27:53","slug":"you-have-no-new-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"You have no new messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a cell phone again.\u00c2\u00a0 I finally found time to go down to the Verizon store, find out that I was out of my contract period and that they would replace the phone I lost in &lt;cough&gt; January, and get a new one.\u00c2\u00a0 It cost me $20 and I have a simple clamshell phone from Samsung that looks like a little Star Trek:TOS communicator.\u00c2\u00a0 I really like it, though it&#8217;s positively quaint by the standards of the nerds I hang out with.<\/p>\n<p>After I got the phone I decided I should check my messages.\u00c2\u00a0 After all, I&#8217;ve been without a phone for 7 months.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, no new messages.\u00c2\u00a0 At least I know my friends know me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a cell phone again.\u00c2\u00a0 I finally found time to go down to the Verizon store, find out that I was out of my contract period and that they would replace the phone I lost in &lt;cough&gt; January, and get a new one.\u00c2\u00a0 It cost me $20 and I have a simple clamshell phone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lunabase.org\/~faber\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}