Too Real

The worst thing about the ongoing presidential scandal, other than people's willful ignorance about the difference between impeachment and removal, is its mundane nature. The story is old and unremarkable, and really could use some surprising twists.

Here are a few twists that I wish had surfaced.

To hell with speech writers; the way this scandal is going the principals need some scene writers. This plot's way too predictable.

Sadly, I think I'm stuck with the everyday scandal. At this rate I'll have to buy a TV for my entertainment.

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