Subject: RICHH: MOM FINDS A RECEIPT So my parents are over today. And my mom is absolutely fascinated by my new riding jacket. Well, as she's zipping and unzipping and going through all the pockets, she comes across this old receipt. I see her sit down and read it carefully. Now what it says is: Wrist restraints belt w/O & D rings Padlock studded collar Hand paddle Stainless steel handcuffs ------------------------------------- and prices, numbers, etc. Now, two things: 1) I know my mom can read and 2) I know she knows what all those words mean, even the O & D rings, but she just hands the receipt to me and says "Here, hang on to this in case you ever have to return the jacket." "Um, yeah." Mom, gotta love her. RICHH --I figure, at the very least, she'd be upset I overpaid for the handcuffs. But no...nothing. --Next week, I'll have her help me cook up some freebase. I get freaked out by working with ether.