Alfredo

Alfredo is not a man to use a woman simply to satisfy his own lusty
and unspeakable desires.  No, it is not for his own pleasure that he
makes them submit to the most tortuous and distressing humiliations.
Rather it is for the greater glory of everyone that Alfredo must
relentlessly pursue this agenda of self-gratification. Confused you
are?  Why does Alfredo sound like Yoda from time to time?  These are
all valid questions, none of which I will answer. I prefer to talk
about Alfredo. Alfred is a man who crosses his t's twice.  Why, you
ask?  Alfredo would rather not say. Alfredo is mean.  Yes, oh yes,
very mean. Alfredo once shot a man for snoring too loud.  And he once
shot a man for not snoring loudly enough.  And he also shot one man
for not snoring at just the right temperature. Alfredo kills men the
way others kill ants--by stepping on the hills in which they dwell.  I
hope this gives everyone a better understanding of Alfredo.

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