What Alfredo likes

Alfredo likes a woman who knows what she wants. Alfredo likes a woman with a 
good head on her shoulders; with two shoulders, and a head; with two small 
heads and one big shoulder, right in the middle;  with Head and Shoulders in 
her bathroom; with numerous shoulders, both external and internal; with 
absolutely no shoulders whatsoever--only knees--lacking shoulders I must have 
knees; with large, broad, burly shoulders that can bear my weight after I have 
inhaled more than my share of nitrous oxide. Alfredo is not unreasonable. 
Alfredo likes a woman who wears a tennis skirt to a funeral, just because. 
Alfredo likes a woman with fire, she must have fire.  And not just any fire, 
but rather one started by a wayward, errant, yes we can say it now, slaphappy 
cow in Chicago:  I believe you know the fire of which Alfredo speaks.
Alfredo likes very few women.

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