Selected-By: asbestos@nwu.edu (Michael A. Atkinson) The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > O great oracle, wisest being in all of the net, wisest net in all of > the being, troublest thou with this: > What really happens if you open the 'illegal' side of a milk carton? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Thousands of tequila-crazed agents of the National Dairy Council will } descend upon your home like locusts on a field of grain, riding their } nine-foot-tall, steroid-enhanced Brahma bulls with bronze-clad hooves, } and trample your body into a lifeless red paste closely resembling } Newman's Own Vegetarian Spaghetti Sauce with Mushrooms. } } Either that or you'll spill milk all over your pants. } } You owe the Oracle 25,000 pounds of government surplus cheese and a } package of crackers.