Selected-By: asbestos@nwu.edu (Michael A. Atkinson) The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > what time is it And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } It's time for you to learn a decent grovel, you gravy-sucking, milk- } swilling, blouse-wearing, poodle-walking, doorknob-friendly, fern-bar- } patronizing, my-girlfriend-wears-sensible-shoes, Oh-I'm-way-too-stupid- } to-remember-my-SWATCH-so-let's-use-up-some-of-that-free-bandwidth-that- } Bill-and-Al-are-hawking-all-over-creation, Amiga-using, Betamax-buying, } quadraphonic-owning, Yugo-driving, Woodchuck-loving, crossdressing- } Lisa-impersonating, Evian-gurgling, tush-pushing, Barney-worshipping, } ThighMaster-pumping, FlowBee-hairdressing, Oldies-sweatin', Chevy- } Chase-watching, Porkarina-tootin', Pickin'-and-Grinnin', Home- } Shopping-Channel-surfing, Dukes-of-Hazard-watching, Ross-Perot- } quoting, Bible-biting, snake-dancing, Big-Bear-hugging, World- } Wrestling-Federation-joining, Bevis-and-Butthead-emulating, Program- } imitating, Body-Chicken-playing, 900-Psychic-phoning, Achy-Breaky- } Twangy-Itchy-Twitchy-scratch-n-sniffing, Llama-riding, Brother-Jedd- } and-Sister-Cindy-licking, Wallowing-in-LAMENESS, Snoodling, Wool-Sock- } and-Birkenstock-wearin', Jerky-Camera-Dockers-Filming, Good-songs-we- } loved-in-our-youth-commercializing, shirt-lifting, Gerbil-stuffing, } Denny's-waiter PINK BOY! } } The Oracle requires that as penance you are engaged in a twelve-hour } naked wesson oil tag team match with Howard Stern and Hillary Clinton } with Jesse Helms refereeing. } } At the tone the time will be 9:12 PM. You're welcome.