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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: The truth revealed at last
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Mark-Jason Dominus (mjd@op.net) wrote:
>
> James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:
> >
> > How many points do I get when I troll one of the people who created
> > Kibology?
> 
> As many as you want.  It's your newsgroup, so all the points belong to you.

And I can troll you as often as I want because I can troll anyone
because I cannot be trolled.

So we know these salient points about Kibo:

    1.) Kibo cannot be trolled.
    2.) Kibo can troll YOU.
    3.) Therefore, you can be trolled.
    4.) Therefore, you are NOT Kibo.

I should add that "Kibo can troll anyone" plus "Kibo cannot be trolled"
implies "Kibo can troll himself" plus "Kibo cannot troll himself",
but I will not think about that any more because it might troll me.

> And don't go blaming me for creating Kibology.  You created it, not
> me.  I only invented it.

And I patented it and am now offering you a chance to buy up to 49%
of it at these LOW LOW OUTRAGEOUS PRICES!!!

Hmm, that is an idea.  Maybe I *should* do an I.P.O. for Kibology.
I mean, if people will buy big chunks of any company that has a Web site
whenever they float a silly I.P.O., and if people will watch Don Rickles
as "I.P.O. Freely", then people will buy anything and watch anything on TV,
and I can combine the two -- I WILL SELL YOU THE CONCEPT OF WATCHING STUFF
ON TV FOR A DOLLAR!

                                    -- K.

                                    P.S.  I cannot be meta-trolled either,
                                    but I think I can be meta-meta-trolled.