Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.tjames Path: news.cinenet.net!babbage.ece.uc.edu!news.gryffin.com!infoserv.illinois.net!brutus.bright.net!usenet.eel.ufl.edu!gatech!howland.reston.ans.net!usc!news.cerf.net!newsserver.sdsc.edu!nic-nac.CSU.net!charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu!csusac!csus.edu!netcom.com!tjames From: tjames@netcom.com (Tjames Madison) Subject: Re: Where is Mr/s Kibo ? Message-ID: Organization: The Original Zen Arcade X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL1] References: Date: Mon, 24 Jul 1995 13:13:39 GMT Lines: 54 Sender: tjames@netcom4.netcom.com Dave B (djblack@zeta.org.au) wrote: : If this is a religious group there must be an object of that religion , a : person , a belief or something ! My only clue is the prefix "kibo" as in : Buddha founded Buddhism and Mr Hubbard founded Scientology. No, then it would be "Hubbardology", but if that were the case, the whole religion would be about reading really bad science fiction novels and hiding money in caves. Whoops... Oh, and you can't really make the case that the prefix "kibo" proves that Kibo invented Kibology, because if we applied that rule we'd have to call it McIrvinology, really. : As there are some extremely intelligent individuals posting here they must : be conscious of their religious affiliation to Kibology, and practice it : in their evryday reallife , not just on the Net. Yes. It's hard to watch that much sitcom television, but we do it because that is what Kibo asks of us. That and the topknots and the nifty orange robes. : What I would like to know is what the inmates of this group believe in, to : the extent that they conduct such a range of discussion. Is there a : believer who can enlighten me ? - I believe in a strong America, able to defend itself against the French - I believe in truth and goodness and a job that pays $50,000/year - I believe I just burnt my finger and it hurt - I believe in Jeff Blauser and the Iorg Brothers, Dane and Garth - I believe Howard Stern is the Smartest Man in America - I believe the Bob(c) believes he's pretty darn clever - I believe that the guy who invented mucilage is really loaded - I believe America is FAT, but at least we don't wear Speedos like the Germans - I believe in the Leatherman, Red Wing boots, and fancy Swiss watches - I believe every word Wilford Brimley ever said about oatmeal - I believe pants are the greatest threat to world peace today - I believe the Internet is for breakin', so let's boogie! - I believe the ability to take a walk is sadly underrated in baseball - I believe Ann Landers has the ability to fry meat psychically, using the laser beams in her eye sockets - I believe Rodney King should probably not be allowed to drive a car - I believe in the power of Space Age Polymers! : A prospective kibologist ? Snatch the Mentos from my hand, grasshopper; then may you leave. -- "like a rolling steel keg rolling on concrete" - Doctor Murdock r o r - a l u c a r d THIS PAGE DOES NOT GIVE YOU MASSIVE HEAD WOUNDS OR CAUSE CANCER: http://www.arlington.com/~tjames/tjames.html