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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: The McHeart
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In alt.mcdonalds and alt.food.mcdonalds, tangredi@ix.netcom.com
(Joe D. Foster-Grant) wrote:
>

Hi, Ezio Greggio!  I loved you in that movie with Dom DeLuise!
I was kind of disappointed by the lack of talking skateboards, though.

> A new burger is being tested in Maine, Newfoundland, Curacao and Nepal,
> called the McHeart.   It is a burger patty specially made from sliced
> beef heart.   It is cooked up medium rare and served on a sesame seed
> bun with a special green mint-pepper sauce, and a slice of New Jack
> cheese.   The McHeart burger goes great with a thick, creamy "BloodRed"
> shake, the newest shake flavor now appearing at the same stores.

And this is different from Buzzy's Fabulous Roast Beef because...?

Has anyone else noticed that the Taco Bell ads for the ominous
"Taco Revolution" have scheduled it to happen THE SAME DAY THAT
"TELETUBBIES" PREMIERES IN THE UNITED STATES?  The secret ingredient
in the Taco Supreme is Teletubby!

Here's the formula:

57% Animal 57
14% Teletubby
29% unknown dark matter, possibly weaking interacting massive particles

I should point out that the taco shell is not listed there because it's
not an ingredient.  The taco itself secretes a chitinous shell when exposed
to the ultraviolet radiation used in heat lamps.

Also I think Janet Reno needs to break up McDonalds for having Monopoly.

                                                        -- K.

                                                        I've been playing the
                                                        Puzz3D CD-ROM all week.