Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsrelay.netins.net!newsfeed.dacom.co.kr!nntp.kreonet.re.kr!newsfeed.kreonet.re.kr!xfer.kren.nm.kr!hammer.uoregon.edu!news-peer.gsl.net!news.gsl.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!ais.net!ameritech.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!199.172.62.14!world!ppp0a016.std.com!user From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin) Subject: Coming soon to a theater near you Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 16:53:16 GMT Nntp-Posting-Host: ppp0a016.std.com Organization: Software Tool & Die, Brookline MA X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.3d2 Lines: 23 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:24807 SPEED III: BARGING IN Sandra Bullock and high-kicking main squeeze Jean-Claude van Damme are trapped on a runaway garbage barge, rigged by terrorists to explode if its speed is less than 5 miles per hour! Action ensues! SPEED IV: COUNTDOWN TO TERROR Only Sandra Bullock and counter-terrorist boyfriend Christian Slater can save the Space Shuttle _Performa_ when its launch-pad crawler is rigged by terrorists to explode if its speed drops below 1/2 mile per hour! Can you stand the ride? SPEED V: TECTONICS OF DOOM Sandra Bullock and two-fisted significant other Jeff Conaway struggle to take back the North American plate from sadistic terrorists, who have rigged it to explode if its speed fails to exceed one centimeter per year! Don't blink... don't breathe... just HANG ON TIGHT for the CONTINENTAL DRIFT OF YOUR LIFE! -- More Matt McIrvin than you need! http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/