Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.mike-jittlov Path: news.cinenet.net!syix.com!news.cmc.net!news.gv.tsc.tdk.com!Supernews73!Supernews60!supernews.com!uunet!in2.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: Pine chips? Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: X-Hello-To: Archimedes Plutonium Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 06:49:09 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 9931 centons, 78 microns, .01 nutria References: <1998070422254400.SAA21891@ladder01.news.aol.com> <6nmp9n$egsi$1@newssvr04-int.news.prodigy.com> <6nt0t1$7mc@amy1.Stanford.EDU> <6nt81j$7fqi$1@newssvr04-int.news.prodigy.com> <35a329ee.3653273@enews.newsguy.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a023.std.com Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.4 Lines: 47 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:67840 alt.fan.mike-jittlov:2530 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) In alt.pets.rabbits and alt.religion.kibology, "Well Basically", who doesn't even have an E-mail address, wrote: > > MARTHA T TERRY (MARTHA5@prodigy.net) wrote: > > > > That' MICHAEL Dorn, dear, on Star Trek. > > Bob Dorn is now the EX senator from Orange County. He's was ousted by a > > Hispanic American, oh a woman on top of that, elected with the Hispanic > > votes on that county of CA. > > [...] > > Anyhow, it never ceases to amaze me that as a foreigner, I am pretty much > > better informed on your History and Politics than most of the natives... > > Dear Martha: > > Mr. Bay is merely using you as a convenient way to criticize the > hordes of misguided white people in this country who go about > pretending to be black klingons when deep in their hearts Mr. Bay > knows they really want to be Space Vikings but are afraid that killing > and maiming in a Space Viking costume might be considered politically > incorrect and could get their sitcoms cancelled. I would like to 'fess up to it and admit I AM A SPACE VIKING. There, I feel much better now that the cat's out of the bag. I AM A SPACE VIKING. I have really big horns on my helmet, dozens of them, and I ride a chrome Space Harley shaped like Slim Pickens's bomb. The other Space Vikings call me "King Of Terror" as we pull our bikes into space stations a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'. And a-Hollerith'n. We punch things full of holes with our quick-draw hair-trigger IBM Model 21 card-punch guns, and don't you forget it! When one of the Space Vikings dies in combat, which has never happened, we always give him an elaborate funeral in which we set the entire planet on fire. Then when the fire burns out we carry the body over to the pile of ashes and carefully set it on top. Then we have the pyre again 'cause we forgot the body 'cause we were so drunk. It's not disrespectful 'cause we know the body is now just an empty shell and the spirit of the fallen warrior has gone to the great Happy Hunting McDonaldland in the sky, or maybe at the mall. -- K. Bjorn to be bjerky