Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!news.kei.com!news.texas.net!www.nntp.primenet.com!nntp.primenet.com!mindspring!uunet!in1.uu.net!uucp4.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Warning- Kibo's new .sig on the way Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Tue, 10 Dec 1996 07:29:03 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 3671 centons, 79 microns, .01 hectars Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Nntp-Posting-Host: ppp0a016.std.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Priority: So High It Hurts! Organization: welcome datacomp X-Kibo-Machine: Vannevar Bush's Memex & Gene Roddenberry's Memorator X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.3.5 Lines: 30 This is the final warning before Kibo's .signature is posted later this week. All that remains is for me to break it up into 1k chunks. That means chunks that are 1k long, not 1k of chunks. (Of course, if the .sig were a megabyte long, I could do BOTH! Hey, wait a minute, it's A MEGABYTE LONG! Yaaaaahoooooooo!) Anyway, I need you folks to do something for me. Please pretty please. In order to preserve the integrity of the net--so as not to make it explode and kill millions of people, one or two of which we might care about--you must go forth into other groups and WARN EVERYONE YOU SEE. Tell everyone about my .sig TODAY and you won't be sorry. Tell them TOMORROW and you might be sorry. Forget to tell them and you WILL be sorry. You people think I'm kidding, but when you see my .sig, don't come running to me with your brain all fried and stuff!!! This is the single most dangerous thing ever, and speaking as someone who eats plutonium while watching pro wrestling, I know all about danger! -- K. I asked Stephen Hawking what he thought of the .sig, and he said (in a robot voice) "I-am-sorry-I- cannot-tell-you-what-I-think- because-I-cannot-talk." So there.