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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: I apologize for being President.
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I'd just like to be the first to say that not only did Monica Lewinsky
give me a Rootie-Tootie Fresh'N'Fruity Short Stack while Yasser Arafat
waited outside the Oval Office, where Lincoln's bed is, but that I
realize what I did was wrong, I shouldn't have run around shouting
"I GOT A ROOTIE-TOOTIE FRESH'N'FRUITY SHORT STACK, YESSIR YASSER!!!"
wearing only a towel for the next two hours.  And I should have used
the "His" towel, not Hillary's monogrammed towel.

I accept full responsibility for my actions, that day is burned into
my memory, and if I could live that day over again, I would think twice
before doing it again.

Also we turned the portrait of Nixon to the wall so he wouldn't follow
us with his eyes like on "Scooby-Doo".

                              -- K.

                              JFK, we let him watch.  His portrait, too.


P.S.  In 1994, instead of being about Bill Clinton, this would have
been about the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers.  I apologize for not
talking about the Power Rangers more often.  I realize that it was
wrong, and I accept responsibility for not having enough Power Rangers
towels in the Oval Office, although there are Power Rangers sheets
on Lincoln's bed.  I'm the President, bend over, I'll drive the country.

