Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-winston,alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!ray.atw.earthreach.com!uwvax!uwm.edu!chicago-news-feed2.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.enteract.com!news.enteract.com!korova.insync.net!uunet!in2.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: A Book Shows Up Part 6. Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 05:20:11 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 8162 centons, 89 microns, .02 abians References: <355bd1ad.1028085@news.sound.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a004.std.com Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.4 Lines: 53 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.fan.john-winston:3073 alt.religion.kibology:64671 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) "John F. Winston" wrote: > > On Fri, 15 May 1998, James Kibo Parry wrote: > > > > "John F. Winston" wrote: > > > > > > JW I can't think of a come-back for that one. > > > > And that's why you're never going to be President. > > JW Yes, but the last thing I heard that I will be running as > vice president with you running for president. Boy, are we going > to straighten out this country or what? I stand by what I said, as well as behind it. It works like this: 1.) When we win the election, I'll be President and you'll be Vice President. 2.) If I die in office, my corpse will be interred in a seven-sided inverted pyramid, with you also sealed inside in case I need someone trustworthy to forge my signature on official documents in the afterlife. (I don't trust my AutoPen.) 3.) And in that case, Michael Jackson becomes President. You can't ever be President until you can think of a witty comeback for that line and every other opportunity you ever missed. Once the Supreme Court reviews your list of wacky comebacks, you will get a card which will entitle you to run of President at a date of your choosing. These cards are purple. Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT try to run of President if you have an orange card. Orange cards entitle you to a trip to Mars, but what you don't realize is that the Mars landing will be faked in Hollywood, and it'll be more hazardous than the real thing because it's directed by Ben Stiller. If Bob Hope becomes President before we do, we'll draw straws to see which of us gets to assassinate him. If Michael Jackson becomes President first, we'll draw straws to see which one of us gets to assassinate Bob Hope, and the other will assassinate Michael Jackson. Anyway, John_-_, please help me draft our Presidential platform for the upcoming 1999 election. First off, I suggest we do something about that Moon. -- K. Also, we should officially recognize McDonaldland as an enemy nation.