Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!syix.com!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newsfeed.internetmci.com!158.43.192.17!rill.news.pipex.net!pipex!uunet!in3.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: alt.tv.teletubbies scares me Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Thu, 28 May 1998 04:50:46 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 7002 centons, 63 microns, .05 lenorts References: <6k8ttm$eam$3@pulp.ucs.ualberta.ca> <356f57dc.3281508@news.onramp.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a012.std.com Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.4 Lines: 25 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:64431 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) Jaffo (noogie@onramp.net) wrote: > > James "Kibo" Parry said: > > > > alt.tv.teletubbies is like a lava lamp with the words "LOVE", > > "TELETUBBIES", "TINKY-WINKY", and "SEX" swirling around inside. > > > > I just want to pick it up and shake it really hard so that it turns > > solid red for hours. > > Which a few extra line breaks, this could be a poem. So? With a few extra push-buttons it could be a Sharper Image motorized tie rack, and with another button marked "TURBO" it could be the Sharper Image's MORE EXPENSIVE motorized tie rack that doesn't go any faster when you hold down the placebo button, designed by the same people who make "DON'T WALK" signs that ignore you and your stupid little button completely. Besides, EVERYTHING I say could be a poem. A POEM THAT KILLS!!! -- K. JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS T H E P O E T I S T !