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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: I will never understand Kibologists
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which is the chemical formula for NutraLestra, the artifical fattener,

> 746BD.618F211

Hey!  I drive one of those!  I got the cool one where the exhaust pipes
from the turbo come out through the Cruiserline Ventiports.  And I use it
to go zooming around on The Highway Of Tomorrow!

> B93F485E6

BINGO!

> .FC8C128F708326C1

Okay, okay, so on Star Trek they refer to every part of the Universe as
a "quadrant" even though there are more than four of them.  The coordinates
in Lee's Message-ID are so nitpickily precise that I say that Lee is
referring not just to a quadrant, but to a biant, also known in your
primitive Earth language as a "half".

CAPTAIN'S LOG:  We are approaching the half of the galaxy known as
eff see eight cee one two eight eff seven zero eight three two six see one,
the home of the Inivisible Liquid Bees Of Zontreenia.  No, wait, that's
eff see eight cee one two eight eff seven oh eight three two six see one,
we're actually in the Land Of The Giant Time-Reversed Egg-Beaters Of Flarzon!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  MY HAIR!!!!

> @library-proxy.

The library's proxy is the thing that reads the books for you so you
don't have to.  "Do you have 'The Poky Little Puppy'?"  "Yes, and it says
here that it's really good."  "Thanks!  Now I don't have to read it!
It was good!"

> airnews.net>,

AIRNEWS.  NEWS ABOUT AIR.  WE CATCH IT IN OUR NET.

Shelton Garner (lee_s_bumgarner@yahoo.com) wrote:
> 
> I just have a droll sense of humor, that's all.

"Sir, how did you find the content of Lee's post?"

"I just cut up the Message-ID, and there it was behind the potato!"

                                        -- K.

                                        Lee, stop playing with your droll house,
                                        you're a boy.  Go make a spice rack
                                        with your hammer and electric droll.