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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Banfinger?
Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 9037 centons, 01 microns, 8.5 abians
My-Headers-No-Longer-Mention: Archimedes Plutonium
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In England, a 16-year-old obsessed with bodily hygiene died recently,
after he repeatedly sprayed his entire body with deodorant.

NOW!  YOU!  MAKE!  THE!  CALL!

1.)  "At least that's a form of death Archimedes Plutonium will never
      have to worry about."

2.)  "Quick, nurse, get me 500cc's of odorant, stat!"

3.)  "John, given sufficient quantity, enough of that 'foam', as you call it,
      could crush anything."  -- Barry Morse

THE!  ANSWER!  IS!  ALL!  ATTEMPTS!  AT!  COMEDY!  ARE!  LAME!

ESPECIALLY!  SINCE!  A!  BOY!  DIED!

AND!  HE!  STILL!  HAD!  B!  O!

                                                    -- K.

                                                    P.S.  I have decided that
                                                    I would like to develop
                                                    a gambling problem, but
                                                    I am too intelligent.
                                                    Could anyone help me?