Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sci.physics.new-theories Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!newsxfer3.itd.umich.edu!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!Sprint!uunet!in1.uu.net!uucp6.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: SERIOUS MESSAGE for the SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY of TOMORROW Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: X-Kibo-Equipment: a distributed Lego robot (distributed by accident) Date: Wed, 14 May 1997 06:34:45 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 9581 centons, 71 microns, .04 mugars Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Nntp-Posting-Host: ppp0a003.std.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.4.0 Lines: 12 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:29406 alt.sci.physics.new-theories:17016 It has recently come to my attention that some of you are fudging your results. YOU MUST CEASE AND DESIST YOUR INANE FUDGERY!!! -- K. [ APPLAUSE ] Now cut to a close-up of Nixon saying "Fudge?" and then Jo Anne Worley says "Is that a chicken joke?" Then Sammy Davis Jr. says "Here come da fudge!" and then the world blows up because of SCIENCE!!!