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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: FOR SALE: NETWORK
Message-ID: <E3E68I.3tA@world.std.com>
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: HappyNet Headquarters
Date: Thu, 2 Jan 1997 17:36:18 GMT
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Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:14596

As the current owner of the Internet, I would like to sell it. I don't
want to break it up, so I'm offering the entire network for only
$50,000,000,000, half what I paid for it last year. 

One owner, low mileage, low s/n ratio.

Serious replies only, please.

					-- K.
					P.S. Hardware not included.