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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Warning: Kibo's new .sig coming soon
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Date: Fri, 6 Dec 1996 05:01:24 GMT
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The countdown begins.

My new .signature has begun final beta testing.

Opthamologists everywhere are preparing to retire as millions THROW AWAY
THEIR GLASSES FOREVER when their eyesight is SHOCKED INTO CLARITY by the
AWESOME RADIANT POWER OF MY .SIGNATURE!

Warm up an empty partition of your hard disk to receive the awesome form
factor of Kibo's new .sig!

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL HUMANS CANNOT COMPREHEND IT AND GO INSANE!!!!

I will post it if and only if the following conditions are met.

1.) Everyone present must immediately repost it to alt.fan.warlord and
attach a comment like "Heh, heh, look at the newbie .sig I found!" I don't
care if they don't like multipart binaries there. We don't like them here
in alt.religion.kibology, so when I post it here be sure to move it to
alt.fan.warlord immediately!

2.) Everyone must print dozens of copies and use them to cover their
bedroom ceiling so that children with super powers will be conceived.

3.) Everyone must go to their local TV station and force them to show my
.sig in the lower right corner of the screen 24 hours a day.

Or I'll kill you all.

                    -- K.
                    P.S. My beta-testers have signed non-
                    disclosure agreements, or rather, drawn
                    large "X"s with yellow crayons, their
                    cerebral cortexes hopelessly smoothed out
                    by the cleansing action of my scrubbing memes!