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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Kibo's New Wife!
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The divorce from Claudia Christian is now final.  After that Usenet post
from her where she referred to god as "6-D" twice, it had to be done. 
Besides, she was screwing up my schedule on "The Special Show" was asking
for more money for less work of an easier nature with better hours and a
better role and smaller parts for everyone else and her name in the show's
title.  And she just can't make bacon right, she's one of those stretchy
bacon people.  She will get custody of the kids, except for the good one. 
I will get the Lexus and the Harleys, plus our library of erotic home
videos.

My wedding to the fabulously fashionable, zany, and multitalented
Miss Barbara Bain will be on September 13 of this year, on the Moon.
Please bring presents.  You are all invited, except for that creeeepy
Martin Landau.  I bet he'll try to sneak in anyway.  Well, if he does,
won't he be in a big surprise when the reception fills with special
Anti-Landau Toxic Soap Suds Of Death!

I would appreciate it if you people would mention this to the media.

                                                -- K.

                                                Sample fun with my Barbara:
                                                "Kibo, you know that reversed
                                                polarity is the first stage
                                                towards anti-matter.  I cannot
                                                permit anti-matter to endanger
                                                our wedding plans." (jabs Kibo
                                                with a glowing hypospray)

P.S.  I don't know how Claudia Christian fell out that airlock.