Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!mr.net!coop.net!world!mmcirvin From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin) Subject: Re: Wanted : Kibology FAQ Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: <1d0n4g7.15mdlsb1ec8qpyN@ppp0a007.std.com> Date: Wed, 3 Dec 1997 00:27:26 GMT References: <347E93C0.167E@detoronics.net> <65n71a$qbg$1@uuneo.neosoft.com> <34805cf8.3792822@news.onramp.net> <65nups$g73$2@nntp1.ba.best.com> <348291e5.5246419@news.onramp.net> <65o6q3$irm$2@nntp1.ba.best.com> <34816bb0.9620435@news.onramp.net> <65q222$9e2$3@nntp1.ba.best.com> <65vosb$b9m$1@nntp1.ba.best.com> <6604pk$4u$1@Radon.Stanford.EDU> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a007.std.com Organization: Software Tool & Die, Brookline MA X-Newsreader: MacSOUP 2.3 Lines: 22 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:49015 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) Lupus Yonderboy wrote: > everybody knows your pseudonym, and they're always glad you came. I think that there need to be alt.religion.kibology theme bars in airport terminals. All the dishes would have names like "Lupus Yonderboy's Lox and Bagels" or "Karlo Takki's Ravioli." Also there would be creepy-looking automata in every location representing two lovable new characters similar but not actually identical to any of the beloved a.r.k gang: Harold Johnson, the Poetry-Loving Polymer Chemist, and Sherman "ZepToASDADF" Yates, the Wacky Raving LAN Systems Analyst. The atmosphere would be suffused with a warm glow of friendship, and the sounds of Harold and Zepto's popping and hissing compressed-air actuators. They could have witty yet folksy pre-recorded banter to mask out the nearby tape reciting, over and over, the words "The moving walkway is ending. Please watch your step," and the squeal of the metal detectors. -- Font-o-Meter! Proportional Monospaced ^ Physics, humor, Stanislaw Lem reviews: http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/