-------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's one I posted to alt.postmodern. PAN PIZZA VS POSTMODERN FICTION AND CRITICISM PAN PIZZA POSTMODERN FICTION AND CRITICISM --------- ------------------ Traces its nearest ancestors Has its roots in France. back to Chicago-style pizza. Chicago, birthplace of jazz and home to the Cubs. Leaves one feeling warm and full and profoundly satisfied. Eating pan pizza is a sensual, There is nothing sexy about sexy experience. Especially when postmodernism, unless you a thread of mozarella extends from count the fact that Foucault the tip of the slice to your lower kinda sorta looked like lip, stretches, stretches, then Patrick Stewart, only without snaps back against your chin, the deeply resonant, leaving you and your partner car-selling, order-belaying dissolved in giggles, both of voice. Plus like, Foucault's you recognizing the pizza's dead. foreshadowing of the evening's later events. Making Pan Pizza is an art, Post-Modern criticism requires requiring careful blending little more than a facile of cheeses, sauces, dough, and use of the word toppings.Plus, they bring it to "problematic". your table in 5 minutes at lunchtime. And like,it's real cheap even if you don't have a coupon.