In article <1996Nov27.110226.12331@hpal02.isd.tafensw.edu.au>, Roger.Douglas@tafensw.edu.au (Roger Douglas) wrote: > >>In article <848591957.29086@dejanews.com>, gangsta@cyberjunkie.com wrote: > >>>What's kibology? > >Kibology is ... > >- the faint taste of lipstick in a shared glass of red wine... Priscilla Presley's white lipstick on a glass of Hi-C Ecto Cooler. >- the distant sound of a saxophone on a wet street at night... ...being dragged from the back bumper of a car. >- the smell of seaweed on an old pair of rubber boots... Hey, take it to alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.latex! I've never heard of that group, but you should take it there, and post lots of pictures of Claudia Christia wearing it. >- the sound of one hand clapping (IYKWIM, AITYD)... You see, when a Zen Master uses the Clapper, the light is not on, and the light is not off. >- the joy of rescuing a gecko from the swimming pool... Or the enguin from the ool. Notice there is no 'p' in my pool. >- an accidental glimpse of a woman's breast in a plumbing accessories store... It's THE HOLY POSTER of Farrah Faucet! I hear her hair is bionic. >- the second gin and tonic on an overnight flight to Perth... ...by way of the South Pole, so the flight took six months, and it snowed all summer because you're on the WRONG SIDE OF THE EARTH and rain falls UP and everyone sleeps on the roof of Snoopy's doghouse and says "badbye" instead of "hello" instead of "goodbye" and Kirstie Alley is Albert Einstein!!! >- the sound of bees on a warm day in an abandoned cemetery... ...making honey inside the partially decomposed skull of Sterling Holloway. >- writing a song at the beach in the rain... >- meeting an old friend in a strange town... *yawn* How cliche'. How about discovering the fourth primary color... in your pants. meeting an old friend... who's been living inside Sterling Holloway's partially decomposed skull with Sterling Hayden and Hulk Hogan. THIS IS A GAME OF TRIBOND! Matt McIrvin will diagram the steps in my syllogism. >- playing the 12-string guitar bit of "Stairway to Heaven" that nobody knows.. ...or better yet, playing a random 12-string guitar mess and telling everyone it's the part that nobody knows. Then do it all day in Park Street Under and kick bottles at people. >- finding some money in an old pair of trousers... >- waking up and remembering it's Saturday... > >... or possibly not. Dibs on not. -- K. MEASLES ON ED BEGLEY JR.!