Newsgroups: alt.satanism,alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!newspump.sol.net!sol.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!199.0.65.142!news-feed1.tiac.net!cam-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!su-news-feed4.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!enews.sgi.com!coop.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: HELp! Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Tue, 2 Dec 1997 01:09:00 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 8716 centons, 75 microns, .02 monera References: <880994202.17172@dejanews.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: world.std.com Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: HotNews. Read, search, post to Usenet through your microwave! Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks,rec.org.mensa,alt.satanism,alt.fan.warlord Lines: 101 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.satanism:37786 alt.religion.kibology:48898 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) JaKuLa@usa.net wrote: > > In alt.satanism and alt.religion.kibology kibo@world.STD.com (James > "Kibo" Perry) Gee, I don't know who this Perry guy is, but I sure hope I never bump into him. He's a terrible speller. (Apparently his WebTV automatically mispells people's names when it quotes them.) > wrote: 'Now let's go back to talking about the secret new > numerological alphabet I made up on Halloween'. > > > I never saw his (James "Kibo" Perry's) alphabet, how ever I recall him > humorously trying to take credit for what I wrote Then how do you know you wrote my alphabet if you never saw it? You should look me up in DejaNews and read every article I ever wrote to ensure you have grounds for complaint. > by quoting and mocking me. What was that last line again? I forgot already. I'd better paste it in a few more times: > by quoting and mocking me. > by quoting and mocking me. > by quoting and mocking me. Oh, now I remember what I was going to say. It was a transcript of a videotape I made with a secret surveillance camera. (FADE IN.) Dozens of people are standing around talking about the weather. JKL bursts in, wearing a T-shirt which says "I'M A REAL SATANIST." with the official Satan(tm) logo by Adidas. JKL: Hey everybody stop mocking me! I'm a satanist! (everyone else giggles.) JKL: Don't mock me, I'm a satanist! Waah! (FADE TO BLACK. COMMERCIAL FOR McDONALDS.) > Search for "My New AlphaBet" and you'll see what I'm talking > about...although in his initial response to my first post (of "My New > AlphaBet") he gave me credit! No, I gave credit to someone else with a name very similar to yours but with a different numerological significance. Also, their address had "webtv.net" in it, so they can't have been the same person as you. > So why does he still insist upon > plagiarizing? He surely is full of shit! And why did he post his > response(s) to my post(s) in alt.religion.kibology when I didn't post > there to begin with? Mommy! Keep Kibo from posting to alt.religion.kibology! Make him stay in the newsgroups where he is completely on-topic, like rec.org.mensa! "Take your sense of Kibology to rec.org.mensa!" -- Patrick Sugent didn't say that. > Does he want attention? What a buffoon! (FADE IN.) Hundreds, if not thousands, of people are standing around talking about bass fishing. JKL bursts in, wearing a T-shirt which says "STOP MOCKING ME!" in a very special alphabet where all the letters are shaped like kitties. JKL (flailing arms and screaming): YOU PEOPLE ALL WANT ATTENTION!!!!!!! HEY!!!! HEY!!!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!!! YOU ALL WANT ATTENTION!!!!!! LA LA LA (Everyone ignores JKL. Bozo the clown enters.) JKL (to Bozo): HEY DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE DRESSED FUNNY? > > -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- > http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet I forgot to mention that Bozo was wearing a DejaNews t-shirt. -- K. I'm in Bozo's global killfile! That's 'cause he's secretly videotaping me 24 hours a day through my WebTV. P.S. JKL, thank you for mailing me the two drafts of your article before you figured out how to post. I especially liked the one wrapped at 20 columns. I put four copies of it side by side so I could sell it to alt.fan.warlord for a MILLION BILLION ZILLION DOLLARS.