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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: I spilled my mountain dew
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A WebTVer responds to another one bragging about how he deliberately
spilled his Mountain Dew.  

This WebTV-emitted rant is worth framing.

In alt.food.taco-bell,
"the chillie cheese burito man" (SPOTSTER@webtv.net) wrote:
>
> you losser that really hurts why dont you next time  throw  some napkins
> all over the floor. i got some news for you hey thats apart of their
> job to clean up after  little kids like you . guess what they get paid
> to clean up ,you do not grt paid to mess (stupid) by the way you just
> helped them get a check by  geting a md to drink. also your the one that
> looks  goofy as hell cause you cant hold to a drink spilling it in front
> of god and everbody. DUMB  dumb DUMB   whos  laughing now  mindless
> wonder.  i know i am  ha ha ha ha you are stuipd   i got  six words for
> you  get a job and SUCK IT.    

This is where Paul Lynde yells "OH WHAT A ZINGER!  I'M THE SECRET SQUARE!"
and then God spills his Dr Pepper over Paul Lynde's head.

I will spare you the agony of his HTML signature that plays music,
you wouldn't want to see it anyway because it's all soggy because I
spilled Clamato all over it.

                                                    -- K.

                                                    My favorite WebTV tag:
                                                    <FONT COLOR="clamato">