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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Battle-Girl (was: Becky)
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mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin) wrote:
>
> Lupus Yonderboy <asuter@Xenon.Stanford.EDU> wrote:
> > 
> > You are so on, James "Kibo" Parry!
> > 
> > When I get to Boston to visit I will give you the Mortal
> > Kombat 3 spanking of a life time.
> > 
> > Since hooking up my PlayStation again I've reached a sort
> > of trascendant level of Sub-Zero skill. I'm so good I can
> > beat Motaro with nothing but low punches WHILE PLAYING
> > FINAL FANTASY VII! Believe it!
> 
> Can Kibo's lightning reflexes and generally fidgety nature overcome his
> lack of practice at kick'n'chop games, in favor of his preferred
> Eighties arcade classics, imitation Eighties arcade classics, first
> person blow-the-demon's-head-off-and-find-the-red-key extravaganzas, and
> pinball machines with a hundred different multi-ball modes and a kitchen
> sink bolted to the baseboard?

Yes, seriously.  The kicking games bore me because I can play them with
both hands tied behind my back.*

* My parents used to complain that I played Asteroids with my feet,
but hey, nobody else in the family ever used the Atari anyway.

There are actually three or four arcade games that a couple of other people
can beat me at, but you'll never know what they are.  And you're probably
not good enough anyway because you're just a WEENIE BABY.

"I don't like level 21 of Mad Planets!  Waah!  Waah!  My diaper's too tight!"

> Kibo has the home field advantage! Lupus has the home-game advantage!
> Kibo is fueled by pork sung and Lupus wears mimetic polycarbonate! It's
> the THRILLA BY THE CHOWDA! Only in America, and only on pay-per-view!

And remember, Kibo can get out of the spiral in Gravitar.  The arcade version.

It's a lot like getting a durian through your cochlea, only without
the awful smell but with the awful sound.

                                        -- K.
                                        WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP TALKING
                                        ABOUT VIDEO GAMES IN MY NEWSGROUP?
                                        YOU'RE TEMPTING NUCLEAR DEVASTATION!
                                        IF I EVER BECOME PRESIDENT THAT IS.