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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Jerry Seinfeld killed Frank Sinatra!
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Date: Fri, 15 May 1998 09:10:09 GMT
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The last words of Ol' Blue Eyes were, "PLEASE TURN OFF THIS INCREDIBLY LAME
OVER-HYPED FINAL EPISODE BEFORE I DIE OF BOREDOM!  DAMMIT, I'M GONNA HURRY
UP AND DIE _RIGHT_NOW_ JUST TO GET CNN TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE FOR
A FEW MINUTES!"

But what I really want to know is, why didn't the final episode of
"Ellen" kill Bob Hope?

Oh, well, there's still the "Murphy Brown" final episode next week.
_That_ oughta kill _thousands_ of people.

                                             -- K.

                                             Remember that kid who killed
                                             himself when they cancelled
                                             "Battlestar Galactica"?
                                             I think they should put that
                                             show back on the air just
                                             in case science is able to
                                             clone him so that his clone
                                             doesn't wake up and kill himself!