Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.clinton Path: news.cinenet.net!syix.com!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.new-york.net!uunet!in4.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: I apologize for being President. Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 9301 centons, 68 microns, .01 abians My-Headers-No-Longer-Mention: Archimedes Plutonium Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1998 11:20:19 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a009.std.com Organization: Stately Kibo Manor X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.4 Followup-To: alt.nev.dull,alt.imploding.clinton,clari.news.hot.perot Lines: 26 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:73347 alt.politics.clinton:327170 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) I'd just like to be the first to say that not only did Monica Lewinsky give me a Rootie-Tootie Fresh'N'Fruity Short Stack while Yasser Arafat waited outside the Oval Office, where Lincoln's bed is, but that I realize what I did was wrong, I shouldn't have run around shouting "I GOT A ROOTIE-TOOTIE FRESH'N'FRUITY SHORT STACK, YESSIR YASSER!!!" wearing only a towel for the next two hours. And I should have used the "His" towel, not Hillary's monogrammed towel. I accept full responsibility for my actions, that day is burned into my memory, and if I could live that day over again, I would think twice before doing it again. Also we turned the portrait of Nixon to the wall so he wouldn't follow us with his eyes like on "Scooby-Doo". -- K. JFK, we let him watch. His portrait, too. P.S. In 1994, instead of being about Bill Clinton, this would have been about the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. I apologize for not talking about the Power Rangers more often. I realize that it was wrong, and I accept responsibility for not having enough Power Rangers towels in the Oval Office, although there are Power Rangers sheets on Lincoln's bed. I'm the President, bend over, I'll drive the country.