Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!tor-nx1.netcom.ca!ix.netcom.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.wli.net!uunet!in1.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: What would a movie of Leader Kibo's Life Be Like? Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: X-Hello-To: Archimedes Plutonium Date: Thu, 2 Jul 1998 07:06:59 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 4721 centons, 63 microns, .02 rouettes References: <1998070206452300.CAA00510@ladder03.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a015.std.com Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.4 Lines: 45 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:67223 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) LucFrench (lucfrench@aol.com) wrote: > > Oh, great Kibo, what would a movie of your life be like? It would be like Terry Gilliam's "Brazil", only without any disturbing scenes in it, but the movie would be much more disturbing anyway. Also it would be written by Lorenzo Semple Jr. and Terry Southern, and would star Peter Sellers as Kibo, that gal who plays Xena as my lovely and talented actress wife Barbara Bain, and Jim Varney as all the other people in the world. CNN Headline News just told me that now there's "What's Shakin'" colored salt (red, orange, yellow, blue, or green) so that you can put BLUE SALT on your fried eggs so that you can see it better if you're nearsighted and stupid. That's right, salt which is blue so you can see where it is. "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER I SALTED MY BACON YET! Oh, wait, it's blue. YAY!" I mention this because I want all the popcorn at my movie to have invisible salt just to trick people. And some of that invisible butter flavor you can get at stores that sell Wilton Cake-Decorating School supplies.* If only we could also make the popcorn itself invisible, but extra-crunchy. Also it would be extremely adhesive so you'd have to eat it because we'd dump a bunch of it into your bare hands. > Thanks > Luc "IHBT.IHF.HAND." French I really liked that Bruce Willis film you directed, "The Ninth Configuration". -- K. The film of my life would be more like the book "Twinkle, Twinkle, Killer Kane" which was made into film starring Stacy Keach, "The Thirty-Nine Elements Meet Leonard, Part 6". That was before Keach was upset that they took away his wig after he was put in jail** for hiding blue salt in his giant elevator shoes. * Pearl Art, Central Square, Cambridge. ** True from "upset" to "jail". I heard it from my mom.