Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.tv.seaquest Path: news.cinenet.net!tor-nx1.netcom.ca!ix.netcom.com!su-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.bbnplanet.com!newsfeed.wli.net!uunet!in4.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: Dave the new Bee Keeper Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: X-Hello-To: Archimedes Plutonium Date: Fri, 26 Jun 1998 06:04:47 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 4721 centons, 63 microns, .02 rouettes References: <01bd9e04$49e76080$d43d8ece@markalbr> <358fc637.96061307@news.doit.wisc.edu> <35904ac3.5292430@nntp.best.com> <3592AF44.5BC5@earthlink.net> <359eccb0.26571016@news.bee.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a011.std.com Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.4 Lines: 21 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:66701 alt.tv.seaquest:4966 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) Rhianna (rhianna@bee.net) wrote: > > Have you prepared for That Which Can Not Be Anticipated? Yes. I have filled my house from floor to ceiling with aqueous humour, and I have abstained from eating crackers or other crisp food for the past 24 hours. My parrot has been trained to say "STOP THAT ZITHER MUSIC!" and I have installed a bowling alley on the ceiling to go with the antigravity machine, in case one is ever invented. And, oh, yeah, I had a million bumper stickers printed with "YOU CAN'T SPELL AQUEOUS WITHOUT UEO-US" to subtly encourage the U.S. to join the U.E.O. (United Earth Oceans alliance) so that "seaQuest DSV" will be real. Also I posted my baby pictures on the corkboard at the supermarket labelled "7c off", and I tightened my belt before putting it on. So I'm going to go to Heaven. I just hope I'm not allergic to Heaven. -- K. If you sneeze in Heaven, do the other angels still NEED to bless you at that point?