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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: ANNOUNCMENT, part III
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Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 09:56:21 GMT
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If I am elected President, I will make TV commercials illegal and I will
tell all the TV networks to stuff their V-chip and make a new amendment
which says that they will make only good programs from now on. Also I won't
let NBC revive "Star Trek" because then eventually they'll have to cancel
it again and I would get impeached if "Star Trek" got cancelled again
during my presidency so I'll make a clause that says that "Star Trek" will
be cancelled THE DAY AFTER I DIE. Then I'll never be assassinated and will
live FOREVER!

                              -- K.
                              Also everyone will communicate by
                              talking to the back of their hands,
                              like on Babylon 5, instead of talking
                              into their nipple, like on Star Trek.