Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!news.kei.com!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in2.uu.net!uucp1.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Announcement Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Sat, 30 Nov 1996 09:29:30 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 3671 centons, 79 microns, .01 hectars Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Nntp-Posting-Host: ppp0a003.std.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Organization: welcome datacomp X-Kibo-Machine: Vannevar Bush's Memex & Gene Roddenberry's Memorator X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.3.4 Lines: 85 Now that the election is over, it's time to start my campaign. KIBO * PRESIDENT * '97 My platform: I will ask every second grade student I can find what I should do as President. Then I will do that. When I do what they say I will be a good Preisdent and everyone will be happy and build lots of statues of me and give me lots of candy because they like me. The following summarizes some of the early planks in my '97 platform. I will do all of these, especially the last one. -- [Image] Mrs. Berger's Second Graders Write About: If I were President of the United States, I would... ...make everything free. The reason why is you could be robbed and be poor. No one would rob you and it would be fun. David ...make a big gigantic cleaning machine because it would make the United States clean. Danny ...I would buy a football team call the University of Groveland Schools. Because the years go by and I will make two years of football. This is Charlie, the President of the United States. ...make everything free because no one would be poor and people would not fight over money. Poor and sick people would not need money. Molly ...make half the United States that people live in and the other half a airbase and army base because it will be safe. They would keep us safe. Sam H. ...make a giant company called Halloween Scream. The other half would be an arcade. Then it will be safe. Michael ...clean the state. I would clean the road. I would plant new trees. It would look better. Sam K. ...make water machine because people who do not like pop can drink water. Water is healthy for people. Water is popular. People like a lot of water because it is healthy. Max ...give high tech security systems to all the buildings in the U.S.A. so robbers don't get in. I would put guards on the machines. Peter ...help people with the problems. Because they may be sick, no clothes, no homes and are poor. I would go to the store and buy them food and clothes. Krista ...clean the streets and the grass and the towns and cities. I would help the environment and plant new trees and new bushes. Mikayla ...make a big gigantic cleaning machine because it would make the United States clean. Danny ...give home to the poor because they don't have to live on the street. Give money to the poor so that they can buy a house. I would pick up litter so the earth will be clean. I would give money to the childrens' hospital so they can get better. I would give food to the poor so they won't starve. Natalie ...make people stop littering. And then the world would be cleaner so that the air would be clean. And I would try to make people stop doing drugs, but if they could not, it would be okay. I would try to help them to stop. Nora ...clean the cities and towns and streets and grass to make the world a cleaner place to live in. I would tell people not to pollute the lakes because fish would die if oil or gas drips in. Jessica ...make a snow plow for every state that cleaned the whole street. I would do this so no one would get stuck in the snow. Grace ...make all the pop machines free so people could save money. And make all the food in the U.S.A. free so people could save money. Kyle ...give people things free. I would give them a rock. They would take it home and make a rock collection. Aneta -- K. DANNY WON'T STOP WITH THE CLEANING MACHINE!!!!!