In article , darla@accessone.com (Darla) wrote: > PS: I still do not admit that women fart. Ever. There must always be an > animal in the room with you, girls--- even if it's a fish--- so you can > blame it on the animal. Why do you think they call them "pets"? <-- FRENCH PUN! This is why people with pets live longer, incidentally. The people without pets rupture from internal gas buildup, because they have nobody to blame. -- More Matt McIrvin than you need! http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/