Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!syix.com!news.cmc.net!news.gv.tsc.tdk.com!Supernews73!supernews.com!newsfeed.wli.net!news-peer-west.sprintlink.net!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news-backup-east.sprintlink.net!news-in-east.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!Sprint!199.45.255.100!coop.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: The Coming War With The Peeps Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Mon, 16 Mar 1998 21:15:59 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 9002 centons, 67 microns, .04 abians NNTP-Posting-Host: kibo.std.com Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.3.3 Lines: 28 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:57585 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) Okay, so we all know that the evil Peeps, the pink ones, the yellow ones, the white ones, and the new blue ones are trying to take over our minds. I think I have found some allies while shopping at a supermarket deep in the Brigham Triangle. They appear to be mutants. They're like Peeps, but they're odd. They are the not-quite-right ones. The ones nobody else wants... because they are afraid. THE SCARY HIGHLY EVOLVED PEEPS. They look similar to Peeps, except weirdly shrivelled and wrinkly. They are kind of melted on the bottom, so you have to pull their head out of the box and eat it and scrape the feet off later. And, although they are slightly smaller than mundane Peeps, they have much larger eyes... ...often on the backs of their heads. The telepathic powers of these genetically superior Peepoids are nearly twice as intense as those of mundane Peeps. I call them Cheepy Creepy Peeps, but they prefer to go incognito under the name "Easter Marshmallows". They come from the Tell Chocolate Corp. And they are here to rescue you. -- K. HUG THEM! LOVE THEM! HUG THE NEW PEEPS!