Kibo numbers are crappy old things for LOSERS.

The HIP people have changed their .sigs from "Kibo number n" to
"Kibo Factor n"!

I suggest making fun of anyone who is still so backwards that they have
a "Kibo number" in their .sig.  Kibo Factors are much cooler than Kibo
numbers.

And to kick off this new Kibo Factor craze, everyone who goes to
McDonalds and mentions this article will get FREE MEALS FOR THE REST OF
THEIR LIVES!

And, of course, the inventor of the old Kibo numbering system (whose
name slips my mind at the moment--please step forward and take a bow)
will be officially excommunicated for five minutes, at the end of which
time we'll all forgive him.
							-- K.