Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsfeeds.sol.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news.magicnet.net!news.lightlink.com!mv!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Sign on ice-cream stand in Vermont Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 07:01:49 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 8716 centons, 75 microns, .02 monera NNTP-Posting-Host: world.std.com Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: HotNews. Read, search, post to Usenet through your microwave! Lines: 39 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:48618 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) K R E E - M E E -- K. This is the shortest post I ever made. That's because I'm busy trying to work Earl Boen and Lance Henriksen into my diagram of the Universe. Apparently there's something about Janeane Garofalo being able to penetrate any locked room with a sitcom inside, too. It's KREE-PEE!!! P.S. Yesterday The Cat In The Hat's ear flew off and caused massive brain injuries among innocent bystanders. In light of those events, is it really so bad for me to make a post too short? After all, it would be very hard for PART of my post to cause massive brain injury--usually people have to read the whole post before they leave the room to buy a "seaQuest DSV" t-shirt from Janeane Garofalo. P.P.S. I would have called the ice-cream stand K R E E E E E - M E E E E E E E E E E but after buying all those vowels I wouldn't be able to afford the special raisins with wings, so I'd settle for the ordinary spelling "KREE-MEE" so I could give you folks the Magical Raisins.