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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: International Tragedy In The News!
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Louis Nick III (sunburn@seanet.com) wrote:
>
> Joseph Michael Bay (jmbay@leland.Stanford.EDU) wrote:
> >
> > James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:
> > >
> > > Today in Yugoslavia, NATO dropped their usual planeloads of bombs.  One
> > > mistook one building for another and blew up the Chinese embassy, another
> > > went off course and destroyed a hospital, a third landed in the middle
> > > of a marketplace, and of course NATO knocked out all electrical power
> > > to everyone in the country.  But fortunately none of those activities
> > > hurt any civilian targets.  Except...
> > 
> > The opening of one of the news shows around here included the
> > brilliant line "Civilians in Yugoslavia killed by bombs: could
> > NATO be at fault?".
> 
> And the AP wire article will end with "Bombs are things that explode."

Explosions are bad.

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                            -- K.

                            Fortunately, today the President apologized
                            to the Chinese citizens that were killed,
                            and promised not to kill those same people again.