In article , Radical Liberation wrote: > [As with all my posts, the reader should imagine the following in an > annoying '70s era font just to annoy Leader Kibo] How about Letraset Stack? It was everywhere in the '70s but has not, to my knowledge, been made available in digital form (it's got too many stripes to look good digitized.) Plus, it's an eyeball yanker and is all caps. > Come to Akbar 'n' Jeff's > KIBO HUT! > (for the terminally silly) Please. The _seriously_ silly. Terminally silly people are those who are silly while using ADM3As. > [MPEG infomercial deleted] > Nothing Too Big Or Too Small For Our Satire > o Strange Physics theories All physics theories are strange. Physics is fundamentally dopey because it can never explain _everything_, whereas any good TV commercial _will_: "Everything tastes better sitting on a Ritz!" You cannot disprove that! Make an infinite stack of Ritz crackers to find out if the effect is cumulative and your taste buds may EXPLODE! > o Star Trek I'm sorry, I've never heard of Star Trek. Is it that roller rink in Clifton Park, NY where all the cool teens go? > o Bad punctuation The only bad punctuation is when the beautiful symmetry of a row of ........ is spoiled by weenies inserting letters somewhere in the sentence. Admire me now: ............... ............... ............... > o Self-proclaimed geniuses I'm not merely self-proclaimed, I'm a CERTIFIED genius! ADMIRE ME NOW! PAY ME LATER! > o Mentos ads I hear that Mentos are actually made from two components, Menaes and Menvdi. Of course, they initially shipped them without Mengem, which was a problem. MATT McIRVIN, NUCLEAR PHYSICIST, WILL NOW EXPLAIN THE ATARI 1040ST JOKE. > o Channeled New Age prophecies Someday someone will start an Old Age religion in which crystals are used to give your body liver spots. > o Wacky Utopian Feminist theories Please, real feminists don't use words ending in "pian". > "WHERE THE HAPPYNET CONGREGATE TO RETALIATE" AGGREGATE, TOO. -- K. ADMIRE ME MORE NOW.