[As with all my posts, the reader should imagine the following in an
annoying '70s era font just to annoy Leader Kibo]

In article <38cahq$3g0@sand.cis.ufl.edu>, simon@beach.cis.ufl.edu (Simon
Mark Arthur) wrote:

> ...Kibo Hut in Tanzania...


         You've tried the rest -- Now make fun of them!



                 Come to Akbar 'n' Jeff's
                        KIBO HUT!
                (for the terminally silly)

Visitors                                                    Aliens
Welcome!                                                    Welcome!

               Nothing Too Big Or Too Small For Our Satire
                    o Strange Physics theories
                    o Star Trek
                    o Bad punctuation
                    o Self-proclaimed geniuses
                    o Mentos ads
                    o Channeled New Age prophecies
                    o Wacky Utopian Feminist theories

Doctress Akbar says:                  "Futplex" Jeff says:
"We'll fill you with hope!            "Come on down!
 Or at least distract you              We've never turned away
 for a couple of minutes."             anyone!  Except Spot!"



BEFORE|                                  |AFTER
-------                                  ------
"Me too!"                                "Me too!"
"Stupid Usenet.                          "Yes! YOU TOO can appear
 You newbies are nieve                    in the new Star Trek film written
 in thinking this is                      by Shatner's ex-wife,
 anything but a cesspool."                Majel Barrett-Shatner and
                                          her new husband Philip K. Dick
                                          from their enclave in Sri Lanka!"


              "WHERE THE HAPPYNET CONGREGATE TO RETALIATE"

-- 
I am
    Radical Liberation.