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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Can Even Kibo Nail These Two Factoids Together?
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1.)  The new "CHiPs" TV-movie is titled "CHiPs '99".  I suspect Erik Estrada
is going to pull over an Eagle spacecraft and board it just in time for
the Moon to be blown out of Earth orbit, where it will pass a lot of other
Moons that are parked in the middle of the highway, and then it will go
up a big ramp hidden behind one of the other Moons, flip over, and explode!

2.)  The Sony Playstation video game "Blasto" features Phil Hartman's voice
for the title character.  At one point he says, "HONEY, PUT DOWN THAT GUN!"
I am not making this up, although I'm sure it was funny in a sick way even
when he was alive because, hey, he could say the word "the" and it would
strike you as funny in a sick way.

NOW TO SEE IF I CAN NAIL PART A TO SLOT B.

Erik Estrada rides his motorcycle into Phil Hartman's living room, with
Barbara Bain on the handlebars.  Erik demands that Phil's wife drop the
gun.  Phil distracts her by doing his uncanny impression of Martin Landau
ripping off a latex mask of Phil Hartman's face, and Barbara Bain jabs a
flashlight that goes "pssssst" into the side of her neck to sedate her.
But as she falls she drops the gun and it goes off.  The bullet ricochets
off the Moon, knocking it out of orbit, and then the bullet hits Phil.
We see a small computer screen on Erik Estrada's motorcycle light up with:

        . . . P H I L    H A R T M A N . . .

        . . . L I F E    F U N C T I O N S . . .

        . . . T E R M I N A T E D . . .

Then a ball of glitter comes in the window and makes them all turn into
babies, but later it goes away and everything is fine.  Then Erik Estrada
smiles, says "Ayyyyyyy!  Sit on it!" and freeze-frames.

                                                -- K.

                                                I'm sure Phil Hartman would
                                                appreciate this post if
                                                he weren't dead, although that
                                                would make it in even worse
                                                taste.