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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: unprecedented development
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eholmes@onramp.net (E.Holmes) wrote:
>
> On Thu, 26 Jun 1997, James "Kibo" Parry wrote in alt.religion.kibology:
> >
> > And now that it's safe, I can admit to why the pants went
> > away. It's because I'm sitting under this big machine which will dump
> > durian-flavored custard all over me if anyone (other than moi) says
> > "pants". But I know now that nobody will ever say "pants" ever again.
> 
>   Last time I saw Darla, she was twirling my pant(ie)s around on
>   her toe. Now she's holding Kibo hostage with the threat of weird
>   food acts. I think we should all chip in and send her a plane
>   ticket to visit Ming before she gets any closer to the Capitol.

Speaking of unnatural food acts...

Lately I've been wearing my Star Wars stormtrooper outfit while making 
passionate love to my wife, the vivacious and charming Claudia Christian, 
who is wearing Julie Newmar's old Catwoman suit with all the sparkles. 
Also we're in a big bowl of black raspberry Jell-O(r) with marshmallows 
in it, and Bob Hope is watching, shocked, as Beethoven's Fifteenth Symphony
plays on a Theremin and Jeff Minter makes the lights flicker.

I don't even want to tell you what I've been *dreaming* about, except that
it involves a woman's bare foot flooring the gas pedal of garbage truck
which is driving around underwater in a giant lava lamp while Jack Palance
says "I forget what my name is... but it began with... AN AHRRRRR!" 

                                        -- K.
                                        I don't want to say how the 
                                        Cub Scout cap fits into this.

                                        Okay, Bob Hope licks it. Happy?