Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!news.ececs.uc.edu!newsrelay.netins.net!newsfeed.dacom.co.kr!arclight.uoregon.edu!enews.sgi.com!news.corp.sgi.com!news.sgi.com!sdd.hp.com!bone.think.com!blanket.mitre.org!world!ppp0a007.std.com!user From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin) Subject: Re: My kids' taste in music Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Thu, 13 Mar 1997 20:30:16 GMT References: <5e1sld$4qn@lana.zippo.com> <5ecd6q$i45@lana.zippo.com> <33188366.60089919@news.airmail.net> <5f44vp$h4c@lana.zippo.com> <5ffube$q2p@portal.stwing.upenn.edu> Nntp-Posting-Host: ppp0a007.std.com Organization: Software Tool & Die, Brookline MA X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.3d2 Lines: 49 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:22743 In article , Teg Pipes wrote: > Wait, Sam is your romanitc partner?!?!??? Woah. No wonder you got > miffed. I guess we haven't been *quite* as forthcoming about it as we could have been. To make up for that, I humbly offer the following Official A.R.K Declaration of LUV! WAKE UP, LOVELESS DRUDGES! I used to think that posting to Usenet was really cool but now I know better! Now I know that love is better than computers and everyone knows that the two things are mutually exclusive except for me and Samantha so I know none of YOU could possibly be involved with another person, which makes me the coolest person here because I have a real live GRILFIEND! Turn off the computer and get a life immediately or you will read me being superior to you again! Also physics makes no sense because it doesn't have a LOVE PARTICLE! I REJECT USENET and I AM GOING AWAY and QUITTING POSTING FOREVER!!!! Ok, NOW I'M BACK! Sam is so pretty when she does her special Sam stuff. Like when she's trying to find the exit for the Monsignor O'Brien Expressway and the traffic is backed up for miles and some bozo is drifting over toward the shoulder looking for an opening to cut in front of the two cars in front, and Sam cusses and clenches her teeth and leans on the horn. That's so cute. It's so cute that I want to spend the rest of my a.r.k output just describing it over and over. Or like when she configures a TCP/IP network, or replaces a corrupted printer driver. Awwwwwwww! I could just die, it's so cute! Sam and I now exclusively post to a.r.k sitting on each other's laps. In fact, our personalities have merged completely and we now do nothing but quote each other. At this moment, Sam is typing the odd characters and I'm typing the even ones, and we are not entirely sure who originally came up with this sentence. We're using special breathing apparatus too since our faces are mashed together all the time. We need a periscope to read the screen and we eat through IV tubes. We communicate by blinking in Morse code. It's so CUTE!!!!!! -- More Matt McIrvin than you need! http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/