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From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin)
Subject: Re: Caustic biohazardous substancess... yum!
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In article <35f0a1b0.1169371@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
Newarkmt@worldnet.att.net wrote:

> The Commercial regarding fried chicken is a fraud because if you put a
> cupful of Crisco in a pan, add the chicken and fry it and lose only one
> tablespoon of the Crisco, what has actually happened is that the fat in
> the chicken has been added to the oil in the pan.  So if you have one
> tablespoon less fat after frying it the chicken has absorbed one
> tablespoon plus all the fat that was in the chicken already which has
> melted and been absorbed back into the chicken.

This is an example of the environmental Crisco Cycle, as explained
in a brightly colored illustration in the Random House Encyclopedia:


                                       +5V DC
                                          |            /\
           \ \ \ \ \              --<|O---            /  \
           / / / / / insolation  |                   /16 %\
           \ \ \ \ \             |      __          /_   __\
           / / / / /     ________|_|\  /  \           | |
           \ \ \ \ \    /    36 %    \ |  | drumstick | | bovine
       /|   V V V V V   |   _______  / \  /           | | flatulence
      / |_______________/  |       |/   ||            | |
     /                     |            oo  __________| |
    /          85 %         \              / _______    |
    \       anal leakage     \ 2 %        / /       \   |
     \   ______  _______   |\ \           | |       |   | weathering
      \ |      ||       |  |_\ \ _________| |_______/   /
       \|      ||       |     \ \       28.2 %         /
              _||_      \_____ | | ___________________/
    subduction\  /             | |                   |
         zones \/              VVV                 __|__
                  Chicken in a Biskit (TM)          ___   GND
                                                     -


This clearly indicates that outlawing Freon will result in the
earth hurtling into the sun.  Anything else came straight from the
weirdos in the Women's Studies department!

-- 
Matt McIrvin    http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/