Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Path: news.cinenet.net!tor-nx1.netcom.ca!streamer1!iagnet.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!news-peer.sprintlink.net!news.sprintlink.net!Sprint!uunet!in4.uu.net!uucp1.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: KIBO'S NEW CONTEST! CASH PRIZES! MAKE.KIBOLOGY.FAST! Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Tue, 2 Sep 1997 07:03:51 GMT X-Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 1019 centons, 91 microns, .08 wavicles Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Nntp-Posting-Host: ppp0a002.std.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Organization: welcome datacomp X-Newsreader: Yet Another NewsWatcher 2.4.0 Lines: 94 Xref: news.cinenet.net alt.religion.kibology:37872 X-Cache: nntpcache 1.0.6 (see ftp://suburbia.net/pub/nntpcache) GET RICH POSTING TO ALT.RELIGION.KIBOLOGY! KIBO IS GIVING AWAY CASH! Yes, that's right, if you post to alt.religion.kibology, YOU could WIN BIG BUCKS! We're talking 20% of a HUNDRED DOLLARS! That's right, $1000 divided by fifty! And failing that, you could win videotapes of movies! (Kibo's video collection is getting a little too big, so he's pruning it by GIVING IT AWAY!) IT'S THAT SIMPLE. POST to alt.religion.kibology during August and WIN! Yep, Kibo is giving away stuff to encourage you to entertain him in alt.religion.kibology. And they say that money can't buy entertainment! Forget that old fart Ed McMahon! Kibo's giving away money in a contest you can enter without leaving Usenet, and he's not an old fart! At the end of September, the judges, James "Kibo" Parry & Matt McIrvin, will choose the five most entertaining alt.religion.kibology articles from everything they've read during the month. This includes articles crossposted to a.r.k, so even people in other newsgroups are eligible! (Note: re-posts of old stuff are not eligible. See full rules below.) Just post to alt.religion.kibology, and if the judges like your article, you will be rewarded. Plus, the best of the five winners will receive an award certificate signed by Kibo, suitable for framing! Can you write good? Well, good for you! If you can write BETTER, I've got MONEY for YOUUUUUUUU!!! Why is Kibo doing this? Is he crazy! Not really! He's been rewarded many times for posting to alt.religion.kibology, earning thousands of fans, numerous newspaper and magazine interviews, TV appearances, and assorted groupies. This is Kibo's just way of rewarding Y-O-U for six years of rewarding K-I-B-O! KIBO WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY OR AT LEAST HAVE SOME MORE VIDEOTAPES! Write a story! Write a song! Write a description of an erotic dream about Jell-O! Write a single sentence about the greatness of Kibo! Write a serious deconstruction of the sociological underpinnings of NBC's "seaQuest DSV"! Write a recipe! Write a proof of the Plutonium Atom Totality! Write a contest announcement! Write a nonsense word! Anything goes in alt.religion.kibology! It'll all eligible! The five best articles will be chosen, and if you're a super-genius, you could write all five, win ALL THE PRIZES and WRECK THE CURVE! Think of something good and SHARE IT with the GROUP! Go ahead, make Kibo's day! MAKE.MONEY.FAST! POST.TO ALT.RELIGION.KIBOLOGY! --------------------------------------------------- >8 clip & save ---- ALT.RELIGION.KIBOLOGY AUGUST 1997 CONTEST RULES SUMMARY URL: news:alt.religion.kibology Dates: September 1, 1997 to September 31, 1997 Prizes: First prize: $20 and a certificate suitable for framing Second prize: Ten bad movies on VHS, worth nearly $20 Third prizes (three): Two very bad movies on VHS Judges: James "Kibo" Parry & Matt McIrvin. Decision of the judges is final and they can do whatever they want. Eligibility: Anyone who posts original material to a.r.k, including followups and crossposts. Material which was previously posted is not eligible. Attached files are not eligible. Kibo and Matt McIrvin are not eligible, nor are their employees. Date of posting will be determined from valid "Date:" headers received at world.std.com. Articles can be any length. Articles divided into parts will be considered one article. Notification: Winners will be notified via e-mail on October 7th and asked where to send the prize. If they do not claim it within one week, their prize will be destroyed. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Now fire up your news program, your word processor, you text editor, your WebTV, your whatever, and post something to alt.religion.kibology! POST AND WIN! WIN AND POST! POST AND WIN! -- K.